Delta Force Paintball

Why can't paintball venues have friendly names? Is a pink flowers and fluffy bunnies paintball business too much to ask? We're sick of typing out these Lynx Java-scented, Tom Clancy-inspired, testosterone-fuelled titles. Regardless, if you enjoy pretending to be Jack Bauer or, um, Ross Kemp, then welcome to the Thunderdome. Strap on a mask, load up your paint-discharging death stick, and run manically around a forest for a day. This is your one opportunity to shout things like 'fire in the hole', 'tango down' or 'damn it, it's encrypted' without looking like an absolute tool, so make the most of it. Hell, do it for PJ.

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