System One Travel

Having a System One Bus Saver in your wallet is more likely to save your life than a donor card. Ok, so it can't provide you with a pair of shiny new kidneys, but it can get your long-suffering liver back to base on any Greater Manchester bus until 4am, then trundle you to work the next day so all you have to worry about is trying not to breathe your noxious fumes on people. New customers need to take along a passport-sized mugshot (of your face, not your coffee, smart arse) to a GMPTE Travelshop to get a membership card, and after that you can top it up at over 800 PayPoint retailers.

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