Knott Bar

The Knott spot-it game: If you spot a scally, a couple under an umbrella, a stray dog, drunk men singing football chants, then award yourself five points. If you spot a horse and cart, a lost student, a collection of lost students, a couple having a drunken fight, award yourself ten points. If you spot someone sitting in Knott and realising that this review tells them nothing about the actual bar except that it has large windows, award yourself fifteen points. If you spot aforementioned person throwing Itchy guide across the room in disgust, award yourself a free Itchy guide.

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