Norwegian Blue

Home to the youngest–looking 18–year olds we've ever seen, Norwegian Blue is a youngster's cocktail–tastic chart–fest for those devoid of any taste or sense. There's plenty to be upset about for any discerning customer –the long queues at the bar, the unbearably loud pop music, the plethora of spotty drunks, and the disappointment of the 'cascading 30 foot high waterfall behind the bar' – you've just gotta see it for yourself to believe how unimpressive it is in the flesh –. You'll enjoy this bar a lot more if you go when their regular customers are watching Harry Potter at the cinema, as when it's quiet the food's pretty decent and the service is much quicker.

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